| | | 'The packet is shiny. On the cover is an oiled, muscled fighting machine of a man and his sidekick who is sleek, silky, sexy and massively underdressed, particularly when bearing in mind the effect of gravity on her prodigious bosom. On the back of the box the blurb entices you to play the seven-level story-line, unlock extra thongs for the lead characters, and play the game from the perspective of either of the two leads. Eagerly loading the game, the player is instantly immersed in a fast-moving cascade of action. However, aside from a certain amount of anatomical jiggling, there's no difference in the gameplay regardless of which of the two characters you select. The distinct perspectives sold on the back of the box only stretch as far as two unique combat moves and the characters contrasting abilities to strain leather. |